A Country Can Get More Real Joy

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

Lord, The Money We Do Spend On Government And It's Not One Bit Better Than The Government We Got For One-third The Money Twenty Years Ago.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.