A Committee Is A Group That Keeps

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands