A Child Needs Your Love Most When

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

Know The Difference Between Success And Fame. Success Is Mother Teresa. Fame Is Madonna.

Motherhood Is The Second Oldest Profession In The World. It Never Questions Age, Height, Religious Preference, Health, Political Affiliation, Citizenship, Morality, Ethnic Background, Marital Status, Economic Level, Convenience, Or Previous Experience.