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Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."

I Haven't Ever Found Any Great Writing On That Wonderful And Often Unappreciated Art Form, The Insult.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.