A Best-seller Is The Gilded Tomb Of

The Word Snob Belongs To The Sour-grape Vocabulary.

The Test Of Enjoyment Is The Remembrance Which It Leaves Behind.

Don't Tell Friends Their Social Faults; They Will Cure The Fault And Never Forgive You.

I Find A Fascination, Like The Fascination For The Moth Of A Star, In Those Who Hold Aloof And Disdain Me.

One's Own Vanities And Humiliations I Find A Delicious Subject For Conversation. Things Said Of Me Behind My Back I Don't Enjoy, And Don't Listen To Them.