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Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.

Theosophy, N. An Ancient Faith Having All The Certitude Of Religion And All The Mystery Of Science.

He Who Thinks With Difficulty Believes With Alacrity.

Reason, V.i. To Weight Probabilities In The Scales Of Desire.

Pantaloons, N. A Nether Habiliment Of The Adult Civilized Male. The Garment Is Tubular And Unprovided With Hinges At The Points Of Flexion. Supposed To Have Been Invented By A Humorist. Called Trousers By The Enlightened And Pants By The Unworthy.